Some of the finest double entendres on British TV & Radio
Michael Burke on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:
"They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."
Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open:
"Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."
Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edward's tyre choice on World Superbike racing:
"Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now."
Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on This Morning TV:
"She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last night."
'Winning Post's' Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's formidable lead:
"Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."
Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond:
"Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."
Cricketer Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe:
"With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it off."
Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."
James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked:
"What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"
Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:
"Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69."
The new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath away...
"My word," he said. "Look at that magnificent erection."
Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race when he said:
"They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming from different positions."
Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said:
"You'd eat beaver if you could get it."
A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,
"So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?"
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!
US PGA Commentator -
"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ....
.. Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"
Metro Radio football match commentary -
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 -
"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."
Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator -
"This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
New Zealand Rugby Commentator -
"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."
Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator -
"And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
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Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring
Snowin' and blowin' up bushels of fun
Now the jingle hop has begun
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time
Dancin' and prancin' in Jingle Bell Square
In the frosty air
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To rock the night away
Jingle bell time is a swell time
To go glidin' in a one-horse sleigh
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Jingle around the clock
Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin' feet
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Jingle bell chime in jingle bell time
Dancin' and prancin' in Jingle Bell Square
In the frosty air
What a bright time, it's the right time
To rock the night away
Jingle bell time is a swell time
To go glidin' in a one-horse sleigh
Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin' feet
That's the jingle bell
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David Daniel Ball calls himself the Conservative Voice.
I'm a teacher with three decades experience teaching math to high school kids.I also work with first graders and kids in between first grade and high school. I know the legends of why Hypatia's dad is remembered through his contribution to Math theory. And I know the legend of why followers of Godel had thought he had disproved God's existence.
I'm not a preacher, but I am a Christian who has written over 28 books all of which include some reference to my faith. Twelve blog books on world history and current affairs, detailing world events , births and marriages on each day of the year, organised by month. Twelve books on the background to and history of Bible Quotes. One Bible quote per day for a year. An intro to a science fiction series I'm planning, post apocalyptic cyber punk. An autobiography with short story collections.
I'm known in Australia for my failure as a whistleblower over the negligence death of a school boy. ...
This story is autobiographical. I met God in a dream before I knew Him.
I'll include story, song and bits and pieces I used to make it visual, with thanks to Grok, Suno, Animaker and my friend, for her encouragement.
Two Dreams That Changed Everything
It was February 14, 1978. I was living with my family in a long, low ranch house at 101 Winant Road in Princeton, New Jersey. The house stretched out with basements at each end—one near the driveway, the other deeper in the back. That evening, my grandmother, my older sister, my brother, and I had traveled by train and taxi to New York City's Albert Einstein Hospital where my younger sister, Pam was. Pam's body had rejected the kidney transplant. We were there to say goodbye to her as she lay unconcious.
I returned home late, around 11:30 p.m., exhausted and numb. The house felt too quiet. As I headed down to the basement near the driveway to turn off a forgotten light, my hand caught on something sharp—a small splinter embedded near the ...
Thanks to Mark, Eric and Dan for making this possible. I'm not saying they endorse it. It is a book. I took 50 Fairy Tales and Transliterated them into a Warlpiri Context set in the Dreamtime in the Tanami Desert. Warlpiri is an Australian Aboriginal language based mainly in Northern Territory. It has about 3000 speakers today who are bilingual English. I'm not giving you traditional Dreamtime stories as they are sacred, used for ceremony. Instead, I have these 50 items.
Dreamtime, or Jukurrpa is the oral history of Warlpiri extending back tens of thousands of years, predating farming. So there were challenges in making these stories in cultural terms. Eg, in the Frog Prince, the girl kisses a frog. No self respecting Jukurrpa Karnta would do that to her Yapa. Instead, the lizard (cane toads are imports) would accompany her for a meal with her folks several times. And he becomes a worthy prince. Sorry Harry.
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Imagine a time in 1877 when cricket was already a beloved sport in England, but a bold new chapter began on the other side of the world. An English team sailed across the oceans to Australia, where they faced a local side at the grand Melbourne Cricket Ground. This wasn't just any game—it was the very first official Test match, a multi-day battle of skill, strategy, and endurance played over several days on a dusty pitch under the colonial sun. Players wore classic Victorian whites, crowds gathered in excitement, and the match featured pioneering moments that would shape the sport forever. It marked the start of an epic international rivalry between England and Australia, full of drama, tradition, and passion that still captivates fans today.
Here are some evocative vintage illustrations capturing the spirit of that historic 1877 encounter:
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