For those struggling to understand political systems, fear no more …
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. They are cared for by ex chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbours help you take care of them and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbours decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your beighbours pick someone to decide who gets your milk.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first, the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbours take the cows and kill you.
LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you take harmonica lessons.
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring
Snowin' and blowin' up bushels of fun
Now the jingle hop has begun
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time
Dancin' and prancin' in Jingle Bell Square
In the frosty air
What a bright time, it's the right time
To rock the night away
Jingle bell time is a swell time
To go glidin' in a one-horse sleigh
Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin' feet
That's the jingle bell rock
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bell chime in jingle bell time
Dancin' and prancin' in Jingle Bell Square
In the frosty air
What a bright time, it's the right time
To rock the night away
Jingle bell time is a swell time
To go glidin' in a one-horse sleigh
Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin' feet
That's the jingle bell
That's the jingle bell
That's the jingle...
David Daniel Ball calls himself the Conservative Voice.
I'm a teacher with three decades experience teaching math to high school kids.I also work with first graders and kids in between first grade and high school. I know the legends of why Hypatia's dad is remembered through his contribution to Math theory. And I know the legend of why followers of Godel had thought he had disproved God's existence.
I'm not a preacher, but I am a Christian who has written over 28 books all of which include some reference to my faith. Twelve blog books on world history and current affairs, detailing world events , births and marriages on each day of the year, organised by month. Twelve books on the background to and history of Bible Quotes. One Bible quote per day for a year. An intro to a science fiction series I'm planning, post apocalyptic cyber punk. An autobiography with short story collections.
I'm known in Australia for my failure as a whistleblower over the negligence death of a school boy. ...
Gather your band or congregation, crank up the amp, and let this song lift spirits—sing it loud in times of trial to remind everyone the Lord's Rock stands firm!
Oh, the river rose high, floodin' my weary path,
Winds of trouble howlin', unleashin' their wrath.
But thank You, Lord, for that Rock in the ragin' tide,
Holdin' me steady, with Your arms open wide. Through the valley of shadows, where doubts start to creep,
Adversity whisperin' lies in my sleep.
Yet Your salvation stands tall, unyielding and true,
Pullin' me from the depths, makin' me new. Wild weather battered, lightnin' strikin' the ground,
Thunder echoin' pain, no peace to be found.
But in Your mercy, Lord, the storm starts to break,
Rock of my refuge, for heaven's sweet sake. Now the dawn's breakin' gentle, paintin' the sky gold,
After the darkest hour, Your story unfolds.
Love everlasting, promises sealed in the flame,
Thank You for carryin' me, callin' my name. Oh, the burdens I...
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https://conservativeweasel.blogspot.com/2008/03/picking-cotton-3-macquarie-fields-riots.html
Macquarie Fields Riots Summary
On Wednesday 24th October 2007, a coronial inquiry cleared police of responsibility for the 2005 Macquarie Fields riots. The 2005 riots in the south-west Sydney suburb of Macquarie Fields drove a wedge between the police and the community.
Cars were set alight and police were pelted with rocks and petrol bombs.
Members of the community blamed police for the deaths of two teenagers who died during a police car chase.
But police had not been responsible, and it took two and a half years for a coronial inquiry to find it.
This is the third instalment of ...
[Intro] (Soft piano and acoustic guitar, building gently) In the whispers of the wind, I hear Your call... Walk with You, my God, through it all...
[Verse 1] In a world of shifting sands, where voices pull me near, Pop culture sings its siren song, promising no fear. Billboards flash with empty dreams, idols made of gold, But Your word cuts through the noise, a story yet untold. Strict ideologues demand my heart, with rules that bind and break, They twist the truth in clever ways, for power's own sake. Yet in the quiet, I recall the...